adventures in america online instant messenger

as i close in on this scarpa paper, let's not forget the simple pleasures in life like screwing around on aim. i'll be playing the part of mr. diesel.

Nutball123: I need girl advice MR Diesel
VinDiesel is xXx: yo, just make hit movies like chronicles of riddick
Nutball123: thanks vin
Nutball123: errr
Nutball123: I mean, Mr Diesel
VinDiesel is xXx: yo, that's right. keep it respectable.
Nutball123: thanks again your advice is book worthy
VinDiesel is xXx: yo, you're right. i should write the chronicles of riddick:the book.
VinDiesel is xXx: get some intellectual ass
Nutball123: i meant about your life
Nutball123: but i bet that would work
VinDiesel is xXx: yo, the chronicles of riddick is a true story
VinDiesel is xXx: VinDiesel is Riddick
Nutball123: i guess your right mr monkey head

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Nutball123: ice cube i have a question about the ladies
Ice Cube is xXx: sup sup sup?
Nutball123: when you were in jail for being a mass murderer did you fantasize about ladies, or did you just screw men
Ice Cube is xXx: i don't know what you talkin bout fool. have you seen my new family friendly movie, are we there yet?
Nutball123: why do you keep mentioning that one?
Nutball123: what about XXX?
Nutball123: i thought that was your new one, i hate your old ones
Nutball123: all but saving private ryan when you dressed up as a little girl and got rescued by Vin Diesel
Ice Cube is xXx: yo, just showin the ladies how i can blow up stuff, make them laugh, AND take care of the kids
Ice Cube is xXx: yo, that matt damon is pimp
Ice Cube is xXx: i'd take him in jail or not
Ice Cube is xXx: err, i mean
Ice Cube is xXx: i'd bust that monkey faced diesel up in a second
Nutball123: i think your gay
Nutball123: except when you play straight like in Three Kings
Ice Cube is xXx: yo, let's just say that it was all real in boogie nights
Nutball123: you weren't in boogie nights
Nutball123: thats marky mark
Ice Cube is xXx: yeah, but i saw his little king
Nutball123: so you are gay
Ice Cube is xXx: yo, have you seen my new family friendly movie, are we there yet?
Nutball123: way to change the subject you master of distraction you