shiny side up

I'd like to begin by say my head is stuck at a 75 degree rightward angle right now. That's what Tuscan bus trips and sleeping on tiny Iranain girl's shoulder's will do to you.

Handwashing my clothes makes me realize that my underwear is the most colorful part of my wardrobe.

I've learned more about the female anatomy than necessary in Italy.

I still don't know what "getting ponied" entails but sign me up.

The end.